I Am Thankful: for Modern Medicine
For when I have that stress related heart attack?
Today? Or maybe tomorrow?
That with one phone call I can be whisked away to the nearest ER......
Hopefully by the cutest EMT's out there.
And once I am safely delivered there?
I will be given the best care available.
That will re-start my over worked and under paid heart.
And since I will be in the hospital for AT LEAST a week, on a liquid only diet most likely, I will loose those pesky 8 pounds that are currently stuck to my inner thighs and stomach.
I am sure I will get a lot of visitors.... ahem! I had better get a lot of people coming by to see me....... If you know what's good for you!
My room will be filled with beautiful fresh flowers, balloons and get well cards.
I will become addicted to all the daytime tv.... the soaps, Jerry Springer/Montel Williams, QVC.
Once I am released, I am will be nice and calm. Live a healthy and active life.
I will have the patience of Mother Teresa.
My voice box will be altered and I will speak in nice and even tones, never shouting.
If you believe that? I've got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.