Lil C has decided he wants to get his ears pierced. Yep, you read that correctly. My first born. My 14 year old son. My little man. Oi.
Have you fallen off your chair yet? He asked myself and HeeHaw for this to begin with:
On this 31st day of December, 2010
I, Lil C, agree to the following as conditions of my getting my ears pierced:
1. Maintain a “C” average at school. (Not “C-“, must be a “C” or better)
2. Agree to not increase the “hole” size of piercing.
3. Agree to not get gauges in my ears
If either of the following is disregarded, I, Lil C, agree to having my ability to get a driver’s license, or take drivers education delayed by a period of one year.
This contract is to allow me, Lil C, to get both of my ears pierced. I may get the “taper” earrings, however this is with the intention of not increasing the size of the hole.
All of us, Lil C, HeeHaw and myself were in agreement about this. Now, he would already have these beauties in his ears, if it wasn't for the "accident" that happened New Years Eve.
Lil C was riding around in PB's golf cart with his friend Richie. Lil C was passenger and dropped his phone out of the cart, Richie couldn't stop in time, and ran over Lil C's phone, cracking the front. Lil C is currently collecting money to pay for a new phone. So, once the deed is done, I will "show" you his ears, in all their glory. I am sure you can hardly wait.