What does that stand for? Well other than my love/hate relationship with my Ford, F.O.R.D. stands for:
Found On Road Dead
That is how this past week I have felt.
Like the nastiest, most foul, totally emaciated roadkill.
When I retract my claws from the ceiling, I will share more.
For now, the boy child is hanging on by the SMALLEST thread. Ugh.