F.O.R.D.

What does that stand for? Well other than my love/hate relationship with my Ford, F.O.R.D. stands for:

Found On Road Dead

That is how this past week I have felt.

Like the nastiest, most foul, totally emaciated roadkill.

When I retract my claws from the ceiling, I will share more.

For now, the boy child is hanging on by the SMALLEST thread. Ugh.